1980s: The Team

Originally written by request for Team Huey Newis & The Lose for their first entry in the 2008 24 Hours of LeMons Arse-Freeze-Apalooza. Was published by Jalopnik.com prior to the race.

To whom it may concern,

I have been enlisted, through threats, bribes, blackmail, and the bartering, crossroads-like, of one slightly under-utilized and threadbare soul, to entreat you, through the use of eloquent and mellifluous prose, to allow the entrance of one Team Huey Newis and The Lose into the hallowed and oil-stained halls of the LeMons. This is a Sisyphean task that I take to with neither joy nor relish; but like the man who has sat down to consume a jar of mayonnaise at one sitting, I will dree this grim weird one spoonful at a time. Continue reading 1980s: The Team